Whenever I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I always have to make sure the two pieces of bread line up correctly. So if the top corner of one slice rises a little higher than the opposing corner, the high-rising corners have to line up when I put the bread together. 
When I goof this [...]

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I think too much when I watch television. Like when I was watching House the other night and a scene showed House and Cuddy getting in the elevator. The doors shut and House and Cuddy had a conversation that lasted 45 seconds (yes, I timed it) before the elevator doors opened on their destination floor.

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Well, not me really, but my oldest son. Both of my kids just received their annual Packers season ticket waiting list priority #s in the mail yesterday. You see, I put them on the waiting list the day they were born.
My oldest, now 7 years old, is #52,212 on the list. My youngest, now 5 [...]

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My five-year old son read a book to me tonight. It went something like this:
My son (reading from the book): “I like the book with the assholes.”
Me: The book with the WHAT?!?!?!
My son: The book with the castles.
I’ll be in the bathroom cleaning out my ears if anyone needs me.

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I’m very odd when it comes to taking my morning vitamin. I pop the cap off on the vitamin bottle, tilt it towards my hand and let a few vitamins fall out of the bottle into my hand.
I make sure to watch to see which vitamin came out of the bottle first. That’s the one [...]

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