http://www.invisiblek.com The personal blog of Patric Welch Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:23:05 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I confess. I have no idea if the price I paid for dinner tonight was right. I can tell you what I ordered but that's about it. You see, I took my kids to McDonald's tonight. They ordered a Happy Meal, I got a snack wrap and a drink. The total ... http://www.invisiblek.com/2009/09/25/go-ahead-mcdonalds-charge-me-whatever-you-want/ I have officially lost the ability to tell the difference between black and blue socks in my sock drawer. http://www.invisiblek.com/2009/06/21/forget-black-and-blue-im-more-concerned-with-black-or-blue/ I just told my son that I installed special sensors on the shampoo bottles and could tell if he actually used any shampoo when taking a shower. I don't have an ounce of remorse telling him this. http://www.invisiblek.com/2009/06/20/parents-are-liars/ Why is it fast-forwarding when moving forward but just rewinding when moving backwards. Why isn't it fast-rewinding? http://www.invisiblek.com/2009/06/04/fast-rewind/ I've determined that only gorgeous women shop at Target. This is based on my years of scientific research. Well, not really years... and not exactly scientific. More like me just looking at the last 10 women I walked by in the Greenwood Target five minutes ago. But you get the idea. http://www.invisiblek.com/2009/05/22/gorgeous-women-shop-at-target/ Whenever I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I always have to make sure the two pieces of bread line up correctly. So if the top corner of one slice rises a little higher than the opposing corner, the high-rising corners have to line up when I put the ... http://www.invisiblek.com/2009/05/22/how-to-anal-retentively-make-a-sandwich/ I think too much when I watch television. Like when I was watching House the other night and a scene showed House and Cuddy getting in the elevator. The doors shut and House and Cuddy had a conversation that lasted 45 seconds (yes, I timed it) before the elevator doors ... http://www.invisiblek.com/2009/03/15/slowest-elevator-on-the-planet/ Well, not me really, but my oldest son. Both of my kids just received their annual Packers season ticket waiting list priority #s in the mail yesterday. You see, I put them on the waiting list the day they were born. My oldest, now 7 years old, is #52,212 on the ... http://www.invisiblek.com/2009/03/06/only-52211-people-ahead-of-me/ My five-year old son read a book to me tonight. It went something like this: My son (reading from the book): "I like the book with the assholes." Me: The book with the WHAT?!?!?! My son: The book with the castles. I'll be in the bathroom cleaning out my ears if anyone needs me. http://www.invisiblek.com/2009/03/05/did-you-just-say-aholes/ I'm very odd when it comes to taking my morning vitamin. I pop the cap off on the vitamin bottle, tilt it towards my hand and let a few vitamins fall out of the bottle into my hand. I make sure to watch to see which vitamin came out of the ... http://www.invisiblek.com/2009/03/03/first-out-first-swallowed/