Go ahead McDonalds, charge me whatever you want

25 Sep

Posted by Patric Welch as Stuff that happens to me

I confess. I have no idea if the price I paid for dinner tonight was right.
I can tell you what I ordered but that’s about it. You see, I took my kids to McDonald’s tonight. They ordered a Happy Meal, I got a snack wrap and a drink. The total was $12.38. Or was it [...]

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Forget black and blue, I’m more concerned with black OR blue

21 Jun

Posted by Patric Welch as Stuff that happens to me

I have officially lost the ability to tell the difference between black and blue socks in my sock drawer.

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How to anal-retentively make a sandwich

22 May

Posted by Patric Welch as Stuff that happens to me

Whenever I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I always have to make sure the two pieces of bread line up correctly. So if the top corner of one slice rises a little higher than the opposing corner, the high-rising corners have to line up when I put the bread together.
When I goof this [...]

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Did you just say a**holes?

05 Mar

Posted by Patric Welch as Family, Kids say the darndest things, Stuff that happens to me

My five-year old son read a book to me tonight. It went something like this:
My son (reading from the book): “I like the book with the assholes.”
Me: The book with the WHAT?!?!?!
My son: The book with the castles.
I’ll be in the bathroom cleaning out my ears if anyone needs me.

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Why is a $20 bill so uncomfortable?

20 Dec

Posted by Patric Welch as Stuff that happens to me

Have you ever paid cash for something that only costs a couple bucks only to realize the smallest bill you have to pay for it is a $20 bill? Whenever this happens to me, I always do this little routine where I act like I’ve looked everywhere else in my wallet and then give the [...]