Why is it fast-forwarding when moving forward but just rewinding when moving backwards. Why isn’t it fast-rewinding?

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I’ve determined that only gorgeous women shop at Target. This is based on my years of scientific research. Well, not really years… and not exactly scientific. More like me just looking at the last 10 women I walked by in the Greenwood Target five minutes ago.
But you get the idea.

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I think too much when I watch television. Like when I was watching House the other night and a scene showed House and Cuddy getting in the elevator. The doors shut and House and Cuddy had a conversation that lasted 45 seconds (yes, I timed it) before the elevator doors opened on their destination floor.

Here’s [...]

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I’m very odd when it comes to taking my morning vitamin. I pop the cap off on the vitamin bottle, tilt it towards my hand and let a few vitamins fall out of the bottle into my hand.
I make sure to watch to see which vitamin came out of the bottle first. That’s the one [...]

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Picture yourself at an intersection in the left turn lane. There are a dozen or so cars ahead of you. The traffic light displays a green left turn arrow and all of the cars in front of you make it through the intersection.
Before you get to the front of the line, the green left turn [...]

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