Did you just say a**holes?
05 Mar
Posted by Patric Welch as Family, Kids say the darndest things, Stuff that happens to me
My five-year old son read a book to me tonight. It went something like this:
My son (reading from the book): “I like the book with the assholes.”
Me: The book with the WHAT?!?!?!
My son: The book with the castles.
I’ll be in the bathroom cleaning out my ears if anyone needs me.
My son has been telling everyone at school that he has brown-itis. Ummm son, that’s bronchitis.
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