Parents are liars

20 Jun

Posted by Patric Welch as Family

I just told my son that I installed special sensors on the shampoo bottles and could tell if he actually used any shampoo when taking a shower.
I don’t have an ounce of remorse telling him this.

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Did you just say a**holes?

05 Mar

Posted by Patric Welch as Family, Kids say the darndest things, Stuff that happens to me

My five-year old son read a book to me tonight. It went something like this:
My son (reading from the book): “I like the book with the assholes.”
Me: The book with the WHAT?!?!?!
My son: The book with the castles.
I’ll be in the bathroom cleaning out my ears if anyone needs me.

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When just the boys make a cake

20 Nov

Posted by Patric Welch as Family

My 7yo joined Cub Scouts this year. Besides selling the obligatory Cub Scout popcorn, my son also gets to participate in the annual cake bake.
The rules for the cake bake are pretty simple. First and foremost, NO HELP FROM MOM. Second, everything on the cake has to be edible. If you can’t consume it, you [...]