Forget black and blue, I’m more concerned with black OR blue
21 Jun
Posted by Patric Welch as Stuff that happens to me
I have officially lost the ability to tell the difference between black and blue socks in my sock drawer.
I just told my son that I installed special sensors on the shampoo bottles and could tell if he actually used any shampoo when taking a shower.
I don’t have an ounce of remorse telling him this.
Why is it fast-forwarding when moving forward but just rewinding when moving backwards. Why isn’t it fast-rewinding?
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- Leah: my kids always called rewinding “fast backwards”
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