I’ve determined that only gorgeous women shop at Target. This is based on my years of scientific research. Well, not really years… and not exactly scientific. More like me just looking at the last 10 women I walked by in the Greenwood Target five minutes ago.
But you get the idea.
Whenever I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I always have to make sure the two pieces of bread line up correctly. So if the top corner of one slice rises a little higher than the opposing corner, the high-rising corners have to line up when I put the bread together.
When I goof this [...]
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