Slowest elevator on the planet

15 Mar

Posted by Patric Welch as Stuff in my head

I think too much when I watch television. Like when I was watching House the other night and a scene showed House and Cuddy getting in the elevator. The doors shut and House and Cuddy had a conversation that lasted 45 seconds (yes, I timed it) before the elevator doors opened on their destination floor.

Here’s [...]

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Only 52,211 people ahead of me!

06 Mar

Posted by Patric Welch as Uncategorized

Well, not me really, but my oldest son. Both of my kids just received their annual Packers season ticket waiting list priority #s in the mail yesterday. You see, I put them on the waiting list the day they were born.
My oldest, now 7 years old, is #52,212 on the list. My youngest, now 5 [...]

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Did you just say a**holes?

05 Mar

Posted by Patric Welch as Family, Kids say the darndest things, Stuff that happens to me

My five-year old son read a book to me tonight. It went something like this:
My son (reading from the book): “I like the book with the assholes.”
Me: The book with the WHAT?!?!?!
My son: The book with the castles.
I’ll be in the bathroom cleaning out my ears if anyone needs me.

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First out, first swallowed

03 Mar

Posted by Patric Welch as Stuff in my head

I’m very odd when it comes to taking my morning vitamin. I pop the cap off on the vitamin bottle, tilt it towards my hand and let a few vitamins fall out of the bottle into my hand.
I make sure to watch to see which vitamin came out of the bottle first. That’s the one [...]