My son has been telling everyone at school that he has brown-itis. Ummm son, that’s bronchitis.
Picture yourself at an intersection in the left turn lane. There are a dozen or so cars ahead of you. The traffic light displays a green left turn arrow and all of the cars in front of you make it through the intersection.
Before you get to the front of the line, the green left turn [...]
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