It’s winter break and my son was thrilled to be able to pick out his own box of cereal at the grocery store last night. He decided to go with Reese’s Puffs.
While enjoying a bowl of Reese’s Puffs with him this morning, I decided to read the back of the cereal box, like I always [...]

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Have you ever paid cash for something that only costs a couple bucks only to realize the smallest bill you have to pay for it is a $20 bill? Whenever this happens to me, I always do this little routine where I act like I’ve looked everywhere else in my wallet and then give the [...]

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Would you rather give up sex for two weeks or the Internet? Check out this article from the Sacramento Business Journal. You might be surprised at the responses.
Meanwhile, I’ll try to act surprised that 16% more women would give up sex.
Survey: 46% of women, 30% of men choose Internet over sex
A large number of people [...]

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Today’s public service announcement is brought to you by me. If you haven’t cleaned or replaced your furnace filter recently, do it now.
I have precisely 234.23 reasons why you should do this to prevent the furnace from over-heating and blowing the limit that automatically shuts down the furnace when it overheats.

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What’s the stupidest thing you did today? I just put my turn signal on to pull into my driveway.
I live in a cul-de-sac.

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