No, it’s not what you’re thinking. I think I have Efficiency Disease.

What I mean is I can’t stand any process that has down time. Like this morning when I went into Circle K to get my Diet Mountain Dew Polar Pop. I’ve learned to fill my mug with ice, then dispense the Diet Mountain Dew until it reaches the top of the mug. Then I leave the mug alone so the Diet Mountain Dew fizz can settle down. While the fizz is settling down, I get my straw, unwrap it and throw the wrapper away. By this time the fizz has settled and I’m ready to top off my mug with more Diet Mountain Dew and place the Polar Pop cover on my mug. Not one second of wasted time.

See, I told you I have ED.