No, it’s not what you’re thinking. I think I have Efficiency Disease.
What I mean is I can’t stand any process that has down time. Like this morning when I went into Circle K to get my Diet Mountain Dew Polar Pop. I’ve learned to fill my mug with ice, then dispense the Diet Mountain Dew [...]

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If you are one of the 10,000 people in Indianapolis and the surrounding area who rented a copy of Wall-E on DVD from Blockbuster, Family Video or Redbox earlier this week, could you please return your copy so my family can watch it?
I mean, seriously, EVERY copy of this movie is rented out.

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I love hot chocolate, especially the cheap store bought kind, but I can’t stand the lumpy residue that often ends up at the bottom of the mug. That’s why I perfected how to prepare instant hot chocolate without any lumps.
You start by heating the water as usual. Teapot, microwave, whatever. As the water is heating, [...]

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My 7yo joined Cub Scouts this year. Besides selling the obligatory Cub Scout popcorn, my son also gets to participate in the annual cake bake.
The rules for the cake bake are pretty simple. First and foremost, NO HELP FROM MOM. Second, everything on the cake has to be edible. If you can’t consume it, you [...]

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So I went to Starbucks drive-thru today to order my favorite holiday beverage, the gingerbread latte. After ordering the woman taking my order confirmed that I ordered a “grande non-fat, no-whip gingersnap latte.”
Wait? A ginger what?
Oh snap, they changed the name on me. They better not have changed the taste.

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