I confess. I have no idea if the price I paid for dinner tonight was right.

I can tell you what I ordered but that’s about it. You see, I took my kids to McDonald’s tonight. They ordered a Happy Meal, I got a snack wrap and a drink. The total was $12.38. Or was it $12.83. Wait, no. I think it was $11.90.

Do you see my point? I’m convinced McDonald’s could ring up any amount they want with me, within about a $5.00 degree of error in either direction, and I would never know the better of it.

Reassuring isn’t it?

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I have officially lost the ability to tell the difference between black and blue socks in my sock drawer.

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I just told my son that I installed special sensors on the shampoo bottles and could tell if he actually used any shampoo when taking a shower.

I don’t have an ounce of remorse telling him this.

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Why is it fast-forwarding when moving forward but just rewinding when moving backwards. Why isn’t it fast-rewinding?

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I’ve determined that only gorgeous women shop at Target. This is based on my years of scientific research. Well, not really years… and not exactly scientific. More like me just looking at the last 10 women I walked by in the Greenwood Target five minutes ago.

But you get the idea.

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